1.
Ella plucks her eye
brows with tweezers:
‘I (PLUCK)
HATE him.
I (PLUCK)
HATE him.
I PLUCKIN’ HATE him’
(PLUCK PLUCK)

2.
To My Wife on Mother’s Day…
I supplied the swimmers,
Thanks for the eggs.

3.
Our King-Size Waterbed:
‘Ice-Ice Baby’

4.
And thus spoke Sam: :
‘If we have sex again,
I promise to put on
a brown paper bag
over my head…
I mean…a clear
plastic
bag’

5.
Ella’s Top 3 Terms of Endearment:
‘I regret marrying you’
‘I never was that sexually turned on to you’
‘I don’t see you in my future’

6.
’20th Anniversary Love Song’

Love and marriage
Love and marriage
Go together like a horse and cabbage
Limp and droopy

This poem was written/submitted by Bob Genevro.

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