Penguins walk so funny, don’t they? But they don’t just do that, They make a hole in the ground And hide inside. The female lays her eggs in that hole, Penguins walk so funny, don’t they? But they don’t just do that. This poem was written/submitted by Hannah Smith.

Green and yellow apple orange this is the way to the funny farm where people work from break of dawn and never think they’ve worked too long. Hoein’ and mowin’, huffin’ and puffin’, they work all day for damn little or nothin’. Green and yellow apple orange that’s why it’s called the funny farm. This [...]

There once was a bunny Who was really funny That ate some carrots With some cool ferrets Then there was a bologna Who was inside Rodney Being digested horribly Then he saw the bunny Bunny ate Rodney This made him funny As he ate the honey Covered in bologna This poem was written/submitted by Drew [...]

It’s funny how we always seem, To be so happy in a dream, Yet when it’s time for us to wake, We think our dreams a big mistake. It’s funny how in proper life, We seem so bent on war and strife, If only we would try to live, To be forgiving and to give. [...]

Hello bunny, My! You look so funny! Bunny ears, Floppy ears! Come, let’s hop Up and down, Jump then drop! Let’s all hop! – Hop like bunnies Sure we look so funny! But a happy bunny Does not care! Look at them hop! See how they flop Down to the ground. This poem was written/submitted [...]

Oh, complex funny girl! So intimately shy you’ve grown to me. When you dance the dance of a thousand question Around me, all I can do is smile. And you prance around with a head full of worries. Worries are for the dull, funny girl! Keep them low and hidden from view. Then we’ll share [...]

Sometimes, it seems so funny Looking at the nurses station From my fathers hospital room When he’s in the hospital Once in a while one will hay hi And they probable feel funny But, what can you do about it When his room is right aacross From the nurses station The chair is set just [...]

You know you’re plain when people say What lovely eyes you have I love your hair Make bad jokes, pretend they’re funny Make myself laugh All this work on my hair, My body and… My eyes The sign of a plain girl Boys that are friends but never my lovers Boys that are there at [...]

For two lovebirds, I met a Stratford on Avon With the first initials D & T They know who they are. Love is a funny thing, one minute you are up, then the next you are down. Then your head is spinning around, your seeing stars, dancing on the moon. Love is a funny thing, [...]

There was a old poet who was trying to be funny Every one knew that is was not at all funny He was just plain stupid He just could not do it So every one ignored his poems and thought him a Looney This poem was written/submitted by Tiyler Durden.